Then the fight started

[Dr. Thomas Galt]

Something funny to finish your day. Or in some cases start your day. This came from grif.net Dr. Bob Griffin.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When his mother-in-law asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't
used the gift I bought you last year!"

And then the fight started...

~~
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just
get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't
believe it.... he was a DWARF!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

~~
My wife was looking at herself in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy
with what she saw and said, "'Honey, I feel horrible. I look old, fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

So I quickly replied, "I think your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started.

~~
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was changing channels. She
asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

[Karen Carr]

lol. So true. That is usually how it happens. Sarcasism is a very sharp two edged sword. thanks for the laugh.

[Dr. Henry, President of the AOCI]

LOL!!!! These are great! Tks Dr. Galt...Love ya in Jesus brother...