This came from Joan Carson on Facebook. I had seen it before but thought it was so awesome I wanted to post it here.

GOD Is Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent... You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers! AMEN!!



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Comment by Elder Willie J. Bamberg on April 23, 2010 at 8:33pm
LOL, yes as a Marine I heard this some years ago, but it sends a great message.
Comment by Stephen N. Jackson on April 15, 2010 at 4:11pm
This is Good. lol
Comment by Rev. Jeffrey A Marsh on April 14, 2010 at 7:49pm
Good Stuff!
Comment by Dr. Henry, President of the AOCI on April 14, 2010 at 2:35pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is so...so funny....this really has two great principles...1. don't say stupic things 2. God will use any means necessary to make His point...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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